If you saw my blog for April Fools or the next day, you saw my cousin (distant) Dolph. He is a fisherman in Sweden. Well OFF the coast of Sweden, but you get the idea. Point is he went away yesterday and I really miss the big guy. We would eat that smelly herring he [...]

To eat or not to eat,
that is no question for small weener dogs.
Whether tis nobler in the minds to suffer an almost empty bag of pretzels or to take arms against the myriad grains of salt that remain behind and by opposing them, end them !To dine, then sleep; No more, please, and by [...]

Ayo say lang uh. Its how Swedish speaking people say “Goodbye for now or so long” nice huh ? It sounds really nice when they say it, I practiced for a week and couldn’t get it right, Dolph, my distant Swedish cousin, tried to teach me but there are some things that just aren’t in [...]

I have been at the gym and am dying to show everyone the results. I have been using Arnold Schwarzenegger’s routine and I think the results speak for themselves. Look at those rippling muscles, that square jaw and the coat ? Well, when you attain perfection, everything just falls into place ! I don’t mind [...]